HELL HEART ADDICT

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. Startin' out dead and get that out of the way.

Then wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. Get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect pension, and then when I start work, get a gold watch and a party on my first day.

Work for 40 years until I'm young enough to enjoy my retirement...... party, drink, and are generally promiscuous, and then ready for high school...... then go to primary school, become a kid, and play. I have no responsibilities; become a baby until I'm born.

And then, spend my last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and then VOILA .......

*wakes up under the blanket*

MUST BE DREAMING!